Single Not So Bad! Dating Horrors

I have been on my share of dates. Some blind dates some just random hook ups. They all have one thing in common all crazy! So I thought I would share some of my horrors of dating. Enjoy and maybe you will just learn how to survive a horrible date!

Blind date.

Guy picks me up ask if we could take my car because his jeep has no AC and it is a hot day. I said sure thinking in my head at least if it goes bad, I have a way out. Off we go. We go to trafflaga to play mini golf. Well we play I win and lets say he is not so happy about a girl beating him. He was like you must be cheating when I am not looking.. I was like eh no. After the fun game of golf we go to dinner, which is at Wendy's. Hey I had no problem with that until we were in line and he turns to me and says hey you can biggie size if you want. I was like oh boy okay.

Blind Date 2:

Guy picks me up we head towards orem, as we drive he is talking about how far it was to come and get me. I live in Spanish Fork he come from Provo WOW long ways. Anyhoo we pick up the other people on our date and went to dinner. Dinner went fine he talked again about how far I lived. After dinner we head to the movies. We are seating there watching the coming soon trailers. He turns to me and says have you seen that. I was like umm no it is not out yet. He was like ya. Next one comes on and again he asked me have you seen this. I was like no.. We finish the movie start out to the parking lot and he ask me if I had friend that would come and get me so he would not have to drive so far to take me home. It was midnight. I was like no.

Funny Side Note: He married my friend and she lived in salem which is past Spanish Fork!

Blind Date 3:

Got wiser and now meet that guy at where we are eating or the mall if we are going else where. I meet the guy at the mall. He seemed not so thrilled to be on this date. We head to his car. We get in and on the dash of his car is a homer Simpson doll. I thought nothing of it until he pressed the buttons and he started talking and the guy was like is that the greatest thing ever. I was like ya that is cool. Well I wish it would have stopped there but it did not. He talked about homer for a good ten Min's and kept pressing the button. Once he seemed to be off that I asked questions like favorite food, music etc. at which he responded by not responding. I thought maybe he did not hear me, so I would ask another but yet still the same result. At this time I am considering jumping out of the car. Ya we were on the free way but how bad would it hurt can be as bad as it is in the car. We get to dinner sit down to eat and the waiter comes up and he looks at me and he is looking at me like there is something wrong. He takes our drink order then leaves. He comes back to get our order says what would like and my date goes to say what he wants that the waiter is like ma what do you want. At this point I realize he gets that this is a really bad date I am on. Dinner ends but not the date but it did get little better because we end up at my friends to play game. After the date he said dude I am sorry did not realize he did not have skills.

Random Hookup:

I met a guy we went on second date because the first went well I was thinking maybe I had got past my crazy slump... So second date we go to the movies he holds my hand I was like okay then we get back to my place and he lays one on me. Lets just say I was not ready and was caught off guard. Aka he was like kissing a slobbery dog. Well he calls me the following week. We are talking and he was like well I have get to bed and he says I love you! Yes after two dates. So I have known him all of two days and some conversation and you LOVE ME!! Umm NO. So that was that. I let him know I was not there he got mad go figure.

Random Hookup 2:

Now this hookup started off to be good but the ending is the killer.

I met a guy in church and we became instant friends. We hung out all the time. I helped him with his business and we would watch movies etc. Well we kept it up and then became make out buddies. Cause at this point we really had not been on a date just hanging out at his house. He would go on other dates as I would. We would talk about them with each other. Well we then got this connection where we could sense when one was having a bad day or something was wrong. We would talk on the phone for six hours plus when we were not together. So you think things are all good seems to be head in a go place. That all changes. I was hanging out with him one Sunday we watched a movies did some making out then did chores. Well the following Monday he meets a girl and Tuesday he tells me likes her and then before I know it he is getting married. She is not like the gals he has dated like me and the others. Me what or we were dating okay?? Well you would think that this ended with me right he has found his wife why need me. Oh boy I wish no he asked me to family home evening with them, he would call and talk to me about her. Oh gets better he called me the day before his wedding to see if he should marry her what he doing the right thing.. every fiber in my body was like NO YOU IDIOT MARRY ME DUH! but I said yes you are! Oh ya he was upset I would not make the reception. So he gets married. But the calls do not end. He talks to me about his business and to see how I am. Then one day My nephew passes away and I am sitting home with family and get a text from him that says are you okay is there something wrong. There is that crazy connection. It has just been in last year that I have had no contact with him. Funny side note. His wife became my visiting teacher!

Well that is just a few of a many crazy dates. I will share more later! Single life is not so bad!