Craziest Things Said to Me on Dates

I thought I would share some of the whacked out things that have been said to me on dates. Yes these are all true, not making them up! Guys really did same them.

-You can biggie size it

-Are you going to wear that.

-I have this red like rash on my foot want to see it.

-I am not sure what is inside my pillow anymore I have had it so long.

-So you have a grand canyon is open for exploring.

-If only I had gotten out with you first and not second then we could go out again.

-I dreamed last night that we got married and then you were having my child *said only after knowing me a couple of days*

-Wow you are still with him, guess you have not seen is temper yet. *said by a guys mom the first time I met her*

-I saw my sister with no shirt.. I was turned on. * Yes not kidding was said to me*

-Can't believe those girls did not say hi to me seriously pisses me off..

-You drive a Nissan Altima , you are spoiled B#$%@%

-Wanna get married on 7/7/07 *said after a third date. He thought it would be great and he mention showing his friends rings to pick from.*

-Want to open "The Gift" now not later

-A guy sees you and he is like a that is a girl that could change her own oil.

Those are the ones coming to my mind now. Will share more later with more horror stories.